do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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