Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
this beer tastes like vomit already
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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