He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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