i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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