if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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