Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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