Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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