I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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