hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize