Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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