I need help removing her.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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