can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Damn victory sex feels great
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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