Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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