Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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