plz talk dirty to me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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