Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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