he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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