I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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