I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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