Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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