try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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