therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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