Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I have post one night stand depression
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