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I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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