yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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