He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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