This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Two words: blizzard sex
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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