wrigley field is MILF paradise
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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