please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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