Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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