And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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