tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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