I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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