There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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