She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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