Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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