Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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