White coat. Heels.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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