Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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