we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Two words: blizzard sex
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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