is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Sorry about my life...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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