I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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