on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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