? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Green mimosas i think yes
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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