party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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