Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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