and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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