Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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