stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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