I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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